GRIFF'S prayer

In GRIFF’s prayer today, he thanks God for being so fortunate that he is able to have his own church. Still, he says, he must say something about the people he notices sneaking out of church before the service is over, and before it’s time to tithe! He says he tries really hard not to pay […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF speaks to God from his heart about game night. He prays that everyone gets the right partner, somebody who won’t constantly be stuck in jail during the entire game of Monopoly, or somebody who knows how to describe things without giving away the word in charades. Not only GRIFF’s prayer hilarious […]

In GRIFF’s prayer for today, he speaks to God about the EBT card, and the hope that his food stamps come in on time! He asks that some delicious, quality meat and cheese can be purchased when the food stamps come in, so that he and his family may eat a really good meal. He says that […]

GRIFF’s prayer today is dedicated to a Philadelphia woman who sent a message about the toenails of her husband. She says they’re way too long! GRIFF sends out a prayer in her name so that she may find some peace away from her husband’s scratchy toenails and the consequences they inevitably must present to her […]

In GRIFF’s prayer today, he talks to God about the musky smell that so many of kids from the youth church service tend to walk in smelling like. Though he thanks Christ for all the children looking to get to know God better, he prays for God to intervene so that they may stop coming […]

In GRIFF’s prayer today, he asks for God to build a giant electric fence between him and any and all negative people, so they can’t get near him. He talks about his desire to be happy, and how negative people get in the way of him attaining that goal. Plus, when Erica Campbell questions whether he really intends […]

GRIFF’s prayer this morning is dedicated to spouses in households with two cars. He speaks on the frustrating situation of getting into one’s car after one’s spouse has used it, and finding that they left very little gas in the tank and didn’t bother to fill it up! He prays for reciprocity in the future […]

GRIFF’s prayer today is about people with unholy smelling breath. He says those are the people who are always so eager to deliver a lengthy, breathy prayer with the foulest smelling breath! He hilariously prays for an angel, and a “mouthwash spirit” to come in and fix it. Click on the audio player to hear […]